Loser Alert!

Take a look at this email that came in via our website...ENJOY!

I have to admit I have never laughed so much in a long while.  It must be some wankers joke that only wankers understand.

Over the last two months we have had unsolicited emails regarding items sold on Shpock and EBay.  Seems that some poor deluded soul has used our website address as a front to offload some crap and people want to complain to us.  Here's another one...Never got a direct email...only these ones where keyboard warriors can hide behind a fake name and email through the contact page.

The email address doesn't exist, as if Disney hadn't sewn up every email address there is for one of their characters.

No one in the office has any idea what it is about but I assume it is a mistake as conmen we are not.

Minnie Mouse seems to suggest a woman but it may just be some inadequate with a penchant for dressing up in Minnie Mouse clothes. 

Just to confirm: if you are looking for Carlton Freeman, Sue Davis, Rodney Marston, Darius Moor or Andrea Favreau keep looking because they are not part of our company. 

If you sent the weak and very poor threat posted above and you are reading this please write again and tell us what you are talking about or better still, WHERE WE CAN MEET! 

It's always good to know WHY we are suing someone and making them financial crippled for the rest of their lives.

A word from the wise....Giovanni Di Stefano

My Friend GDS has a very interesting piece in his latest missive from behind bars...

Hear this out:- the reason why we have 12 people on a jury reverts to the New Testament and Jesus Christ had 12 Apostles. In the UK (well England and Wales) Welsh iolo manuscripts from Morgan, King of Glamorgan and around AD725 (hope this is the right date) stated: “All men who had lawsuits and quarrels should be tried by 12 pious merciful men and the King (Judge).”


Well, hells bells rest assured that my jury were neither pious or merciful and in fact, two were police officers and one knew me!!! There said it. I was hoping not to go down that line but it is what it is. A bit more legal history:- from 1066 (you should all know that date) William I created a group of 12 men affirming the qualification set out by Morgan. In the reign of Henry II (1154-89) the King had groups of 12 ‘good and lawful men.’ One member on my jury had a minor criminal conviction.


The actual word Jury comes from the Latin Jurati and was not used until 1220AD. It was not until 700 years later in the 14th century that the Jury became those who decided the facts of a case and not the law. Interesting that King John had it put in the Magna Carta that those deciding the fate of those accused were to be ’12 sworn knights.’


You see the threshold was set higher each century. Only the last 40 years have the Government diluted the quality of justice. it is quite a shame but then again I’m over it now.


I’ve nearly served 5 years for nothing and I’m still being prejudiced which means I’m effective!!!!