There seems to be a belief that somewhere in the highway code there is a rule that it is permissable to park on a double yellow line, making it impossible to pass without the oncoming giving way, ESPECIALLY in the morning rush hour. They wait until you are about to drive around them and wham, they open their fucking car door!!! It is ALWAYS some old fucker, a coffin dodger, that is oblivious to the fact that there are other people on the road.
Whats more, one takes ones life in ones hands when parking in a car park like Waitrose or Asda. These old bastards just get in their car (ALWAYS a hatchback) and just reverse or pull out, whether they see you or not. They also stare at you if you happen to have pulled out before them, like you have jumped some sort of queue!!!
Another favourite tactic is to stop at the end of a road before pulling out onto the main road and wait for you to come along. They wait and they wait and then, just as you get near them, they pull out at 5miles an hour in front of you.
Speed limits are for other people too. They either drive at 30mph in a 50mph zone, or they drive like a maniac in a built up area.
NONE of them concentrate. None of the CAN concentrate. Their mind is filled with 'incontenance pads, hairnets, dogfood, incontinence pads, hairnets, dogfood, pills pills pills' and bang straight through a red light into turning traffic.
Get these bastards off the road at 70 and make them take a test again!!
Can we be quite clear that Indicators are to be used when non clairvoyant people are on the road with you, in other words, ALWAYS. We don't know what you are doing, just like you don't.!!!
Secondly, there appears to be a fixation with Hazard lights. It's as if switching them on will make us know what the hell you are doing. Driving like a cunt seems to be the general rule.
When people switch their hazard lights on it can mean one of two things:
1. You did it without knowing and are so blind and deaf you cannot see or hear the lights flashing and the clicking noise in your car, and
2. You will be braking suddenly and swerving off the road like a deranged twat to buy a packet of fags in the next two miles.
I am sure no one is interested in your 'Baby on board' signs, unless your baby is driving which, in some cases, would be an improvement. the baby on board sign does not make anyone take extra care, drive slower or give you room. It makes other drivers think you are not concentrating and therefore a fucking danger! You are not the only person to have a baby, we are not interested in your child.
I do not care if a 'sexy driver' is driving. Nor do I care if 'a naughty grandma is driving' nor do I care if 'completely wild woman' is driving. I only care if 'Driver knows how to drive and has passed a test and is taxed and insured and not prone to do her make up, talk on the mobile and play with the dog on her lap' is driving, ok? I will not 'honk if I am horny' but 'I will get out and beat you around the head with a wheel brace if you cause me to have an accident'..
